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“Excuse me, did you just say something about my ice-coffee ice cubes being too noisy?”
“Most people are bored at work. So I signed us up for chair yoga.”
“With a cluck-cluck here and a cluck-cluck there, E-I-E-I-O. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.”
“Teachers have it easy? Well, there’s a shortage. Now’s your chance to get into a classroom and find that Shangri-La.”
“We’ll have to get back to you. Corporate instituted a clean desk policy, and we can’t find anything.”
“Even If I win the Mega Millions, I will keep my job. My boss can’t find anyone for 23K a year with no benefits.”
“Did anyone ask you how to fold a fitted sheet? We’re done here.”
“Ordered back to the office full-time. Who knew my boss, Phyllis, was in cahoots with Big Oil.”
“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
