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“With a cluck-cluck here and a cluck-cluck there, E-I-E-I-O. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.”
“Would you please tell your father it’s not a DIY project if he’s involving me?”
“Teachers have it easy? Well, there’s a shortage. Now’s your chance to get into a classroom and find that Shangri-La.”
“I know you’re on a diet. These cupcakes are for my Zoom meeting.”
“We’ll have to get back to you. Corporate instituted a clean desk policy, and we can’t find anything.”
“Sheila’s cereal taste test blows up on TikTok. She quits her job and moves to Costa Rica, where cereal influencers are unwanted.”
“Ordered back to the office full-time. Who knew my boss, Phyllis, was in cahoots with Big Oil.”
“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“No worries about remote work and productivity. I’m 100% on task in slippers and PJs.”
