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“I know you’re on a diet. These cupcakes are for my Zoom meeting.”
“They demanded I return to the office when everyone’s on vacation. So, I guess I’ll make coffee, do something, and go home early .”
“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“I know you’re down the hall, but I suddenly felt nostalgic for our old Zoom calls.”
“My new standing desk is better for stress and fatigue. When you spend nine hours a day shopping; I mean working online…”
“She’s either getting coffee or in the bathroom. I know, right?”
“Excuse me, did you just say something about my ice-coffee ice cubes being too noisy?”
“I embrace this busy epidemic. Because If I’m too busy, I don’t have to do stuff.”
“Most people are bored at work. So I signed us up for chair yoga.”
