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“I know you’re on a diet. These cupcakes are for my Zoom meeting.”
“They demanded I return to the office when everyone’s on vacation. So, I guess I’ll make coffee, do something, and go home early .”
“They forced us back to the office. Now I have to do all my online shopping from work.”
“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
“I know you’re down the hall, but I suddenly felt nostalgic for our old Zoom calls.”
“My new standing desk is better for stress and fatigue. When you spend nine hours a day shopping; I mean working online…”
“My kids are all grown. I’m buying it for the squirrels.”
“She’s either getting coffee or in the bathroom. I know, right?”
“Excuse me, did you just say something about my ice-coffee ice cubes being too noisy?”
“Most people are bored at work. So I signed us up for chair yoga.”
