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“Instead of cute & colorful little stickers, my 2021 Planner comes with caution tape.”
“Athleisure wear & masks for work… Who saw that coming?”
“Masks, wipes, gloves, hand-sanitizer, lip-balm & mints. Basically aisle 5 of your neighborhood drugstore fits in my bag.”
“Hell hath no fury like women voters.”
“I have involuntarily arrived at the comfort shoe, giant sun hat, daily crossword stage of life.”
“Today it’s Gone With the Wind. November it’s Gone With the Windbags.”
“Raising a glass to all the moms, grand-moms, pet moms, bonus moms, foster moms, aunts, like-a-moms, and those who have lost their mom.”
“Not J.Lo’s bikini challenge. Just me trying on clearance bras.”
“The office holiday party is now cancelled because of #MeToo. Instead, we’ll all see an inappropriate bonus in our paycheck.”
“Highly rated on Yelp and Google. TripAdvisor feedback is spot-on. Amazon reviewer rank is unparalleled. This has been a paid campaign ad from your mother. Call me!”
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