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“When your Cleveland cousin sends you Florida oranges in Florida.’
“We’re having a heatwave, a tropical heatwave… Who’s with me?”
“It’s good meeting up to walk and talk in person.”
“The difference between shoveable and plowable snow is me being able to get out of here to play pickleball.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. That’s it; I’m going home to swap out summer sandals and add a cardigan.”
“The hottest day on earth just happened. So I made some iced tea.”
“The groundhog phones it in… Six more weeks in Aruba.”
“We’re having a heatwave, a tropical heatwave… Who’s with me?”
“I can’t stand the heat, so I’m getting out of the kitchen.”
“Stay hydrated, avoid strenuous activity, and stop texting me every three minutes.”
