January 29, 2026 Winter Wonderland “I’m exhausted from the cold, the snow, and endless doomscrolling. You?”
January 26, 2026 Snow Day “I’m having tea, and he’s on a sports betting app, gambling away your inheritance.”
December 9, 2025 Not Amused “When you’re freezing, and someone sends you a GIF of a Penguin in a bikini.”
August 8, 2025 Hot Stuff “Maxine acknowledges climate change when she learns lipstick has a melt point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit.”
March 11, 2025 This Just In… “Hold that breaking news, let me turn your attention to my loaf pan collection.”