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“Just because we play daily doesn’t mean we have pickleball syndrome. Just the days we play twice.”
“Listen, Francine, I’ll see it with you, but I’m not going as Ken.”
“Good pollinators can stay. Everyone else? I’m coming for your stingin’, bitin’ butts.”
“Granola bars, Krispie Treats, cookies, trail mix… Our kids are thirty, but who can resist Back-to-School snacks on sale?”
“They’re on this whole pet parents’ kick. We’re not dogs; we’re fur babies. I’m like, whatever, share the burgers.”
“I know we’re in the backyard. But I told the Murphys we went to Costa Rica.”
“Life is passing us by. Look, Halloween stuff is already out.”
“Today’s horoscope says you’re not interested in money or materialism. No worries if I win that lottery jackpot.”
“Hey Tina, your no-show socks are showing.”
“Mocktails are expensive because they have complex flavors, decorative ice cubes, and cucumber ribbon garnishes. So worth it.”
