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“Every time anyone gets a text, take a sip.”
“Frankly, we don’t give a Shacket if you like them or not.”
“OK, what series do you want to fall asleep to this evening?”
“Oh, and one more thing… You’ll need to use the backdoor until after Thanksgiving.”
“Is the cat sick, or is this another one of your air fryer fails?”
“Wine in a box, beer in a box, cocktails in a box, and a box of cookies. What can I get you?”
“When you didn’t read the book, all you can think about are the snacks.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“OK, who said we can’t wear white after Labor Day? We’re kickin’ tush and taking names.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. That’s it; I’m going home to swap out summer sandals and add a cardigan.”
