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“Fiddlesticks! Dagnabbit! Tarnation! I’m trying out alternate cuss words.”
“It was all fun and games until Morty swapped golf for Mahjong.”
“When they say, Go! Run like hell and head for the nearest vegan.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“Every time anyone gets a text, take a sip.”
“Frankly, we don’t give a Shacket if you like them or not.”
“OK, what series do you want to fall asleep to this evening?”
“Oh, and one more thing… You’ll need to use the backdoor until after Thanksgiving.”
“Is the cat sick, or is this another one of your air fryer fails?”
“Wine in a box, beer in a box, cocktails in a box, and a box of cookies. What can I get you?”
