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“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from healthy snacks.”
“I know you’re down the hall, but I suddenly felt nostalgic for our old Zoom calls.”
“Excuse me, we’re not ladies who lunch. We’re Renaissance Women.”
“Stop calling it an “adult sippy cup.” Take your nap, and then we’ll have a snack.”
“Five potatoes, three mushrooms, packets of soy sauce, chocolate chips… and wait for it, no recipe card.”
“Fiddlesticks! Dagnabbit! Tarnation! I’m trying out alternate cuss words.”
“It was all fun and games until Morty swapped golf for Mahjong.”
“When they say, Go! Run like hell and head for the nearest vegan.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“Every time anyone gets a text, take a sip.”
