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“Is the cat sick, or is this another one of your air fryer fails?”
“Wine in a box, beer in a box, cocktails in a box, and a box of cookies. What can I get you?”
“When you didn’t read the book, all you can think about are the snacks.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“OK, who said we can’t wear white after Labor Day? We’re kickin’ tush and taking names.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. That’s it; I’m going home to swap out summer sandals and add a cardigan.”
“Just because we play daily doesn’t mean we have pickleball syndrome. Just the days we play twice.”
“Listen, Francine, I’ll see it with you, but I’m not going as Ken.”
“Good pollinators can stay. Everyone else? I’m coming for your stingin’, bitin’ butts.”
“Granola bars, Krispie Treats, cookies, trail mix… Our kids are thirty, but who can resist Back-to-School snacks on sale?”
