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“Found something triple wrapped in there. What’s for dinner tonight? The thriller from the chiller.”
“When virtual Happy Hour turns into a Month of Menus Monologue.”
“Sealed cutlery, disinfected juice boxes, plus they automatically tack on 20% for the drone waiter and bot cook.”
“Google’s top trending recipe is banana bread… and I’m always on trend.”
“After you flipped all the pieces upward, found the edges & sorted by color… Your family helped by sliding the rest of the 573 pieces back in the box.”
“Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”
“Like a Day at the Fair without the corn dogs.”
“Our state is struggling for medical supplies. Shoulda, woulda, coulda retired to Florida.”
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