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“This plant based meat has more fat & salt than my fries? Larry, get the ketchup.”
“Family & friends mailing less holiday cheer – Family & friends making more craft beer. Wait, what?”
“Buh-bye corn hole, kombucha, and camo. Hello! Axe throwing, hard seltzer, and leopard print for 2020!”
“The office holiday party is now cancelled because of #MeToo. Instead, we’ll all see an inappropriate bonus in our paycheck.”
“You’re in non-fiction so we’ll keep it real: Silence that phone or we’re gonna stack you silly.”
“Five flameless candles with remotes, four fleece throws, and three honey hams later… Sheila swaps out the 24/7 news cycle for the 24/7 Shopping Channel.”
“Another childhood milestone… pacifier to digital pacifier.”
“Goes green by riding her bike to get coffee – Then puts plastic footprint in mouth with single use cup, straw, stirrer and two creamer thingies.”
“No worries calling me at work. I’m just browsing Indeed and LinkedIn looking for another job.”
“There is no going back to the 90’s. Big Tech – wish we knew how to quit you.”
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