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“Hey aquarium, any tips on coping with the sameness?”
“Phyllis, I need a moment. Enough with the voice commands.”
“These people are driving me nuts. More walks & junk food debris are the only perks.”
“No worries. Just leave all the stress and anxiety to me.”
“Norma’s kid is getting married. Here’s their Save the Decade card & magnet.”
“After changing all the clocks and replacing all the alarm batteries… I actually lost two hours of sleep.”
“I switched it from the Mermaid theme to a Make-Your-Own-Hand-Sanitizer party.”
“Not J.Lo’s bikini challenge. Just me trying on clearance bras.”
“When wine prices drop in an election year- we’re gonna need a nation of designated voters.”
