May 13, 2020 Distance Dinette “Sealed cutlery, disinfected juice boxes, plus they automatically tack on 20% for the drone waiter and bot cook.”
April 30, 2020 350°Influencer “Google’s top trending recipe is banana bread… and I’m always on trend.”
April 27, 2020 Jigsawed “After you flipped all the pieces upward, found the edges & sorted by color… Your family helped by sliding the rest of the 573 pieces back in the box.”
April 15, 2020 Odds Are “Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”
March 30, 2020 Blue Clues “Our state is struggling for medical supplies. Shoulda, woulda, coulda retired to Florida.”
March 22, 2020 Livin’on Edge “Got out of our comfort zone. We put prunes on oatmeal and posted it to Instagram.”
