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“Keep cheering the Mars rover landing… Because when this is over, we’re getting the hell out of here.”
“What am I doing? Oh, just taking a staycation with the three day old paper.”
“The Yellow bellied-Sapsucker is currently at another feeder. Can I take a message?”
“Sweetie, nobody needs organic guacamole on Superspreader Sunday.”
“From retired to social media influencer: Aunt Shirley tells you where you’re wrong.”
“In the era of anxious. In the sea of despair-Ta da! The Golden Globe nominations.”
“Groundhogs across the nation call it in.”
“Double masks are recommended and there’s a Grape-Nuts Shortage… Anything else?”
“The garbage was picked-up. Recycling later. Looks like a wall-to-wall week.”
