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“When you lose an hour of sleep-just from changing smoke alarm batteries.”
“We’ve got post-vaccination tingle and we’re ready to mingle.”
“Wait, I’m confused… Is the new, ‘You’re wrong, I’m right.”
“Wait, you said just ten more – 20 more ago!”
“Can society ever go back to just one refrigerator?”
“Yes, I know what time it is. No, not Springsteen tickets – vaccine appointments.”
“Sheila summons the slow cooker universe for strength on day 343 of kitchen duty.”
“Keep cheering the Mars rover landing… Because when this is over, we’re getting the hell out of here.”
“What am I doing? Oh, just taking a staycation with the three day old paper.”
