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“You’d better sit down, there’s a nationwide ketchup shortage.”
“Listen No Vaccine Maxine… When you post their lies, I’m saying goodbye!”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“Did you get it? What did you get? Got it!”
“When you lose an hour of sleep-just from changing smoke alarm batteries.”
“We’ve got post-vaccination tingle and we’re ready to mingle.”
“Wait, I’m confused… Is the new, ‘You’re wrong, I’m right.”
“Wait, you said just ten more – 20 more ago!”
“Can society ever go back to just one refrigerator?”
“Yes, I know what time it is. No, not Springsteen tickets – vaccine appointments.”
