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“Listen, I’m a nagger not an influencer.
“Check the tag. “Constant Complainer” is a real tea.”
“Great Balls-O-Ice! The thing we didn’t know we needed. “
“You say cicada, I say cicadahhh…. You say tomato, I say cicadahhh.”
“Know what you’re looking for, check the fiber content, visually inspect… Life is like a good bath towel.”
“I’m on a fun run. Can we whine later?”
“How can skinny jeans be out of style? I just got three pairs on clearance.”
“A year’s worth of freezer meals and a few cases of wine — I’m good.”
“We went out for an ice-cream cone. Talk about getting your groove back.”
“This old work outfit? Saving all my athleisurewear for special occasions.”
