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“I’m on a fun run. Can we whine later?”
“How can skinny jeans be out of style? I just got three pairs on clearance.”
“A year’s worth of freezer meals and a few cases of wine — I’m good.”
“We went out for an ice-cream cone. Talk about getting your groove back.”
“This old work outfit? Saving all my athleisurewear for special occasions.”
“You’d better sit down, there’s a nationwide ketchup shortage.”
“Listen No Vaccine Maxine… When you post their lies, I’m saying goodbye!”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“Did you get it? What did you get? Got it!”
“When you lose an hour of sleep-just from changing smoke alarm batteries.”
