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“How can I be toxic? I’m wearing polka-dots.”
“So, you’re ditching Twitter in protest? Newsflash, you’re not even on Twitter.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“Hey, they dropped the mask mandate.”
“Teen anxiety? We coped with old school adolescence: acne, braces, glasses, and a job after school.
“You can drink it from a box. You can drink it with a fox.”
“Sheila’s cereal taste test blows up on TikTok. She quits her job and moves to Costa Rica, where cereal influencers are unwanted.”
“As long as we’re talking labels, I’m a Plant Parent.”
“Listen, Honey, stop being so triggered. Your privilege is showing!”
“I keep buying cordless vacuums that don’t work. There, I’ve said it.”
