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“This is a monthly subscription box. If you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“The groundhog saw his score, six more weeks of Wordle.”
“Channeling your inner Minnie Mouse?”
“Remember all the candles cousin Jeffrey made at sleepaway camp?”
“The only difference between shoveable and plowable snow is our snacks haul.”
“I haven’t played Wordle. I prefer that old Pop-O-Matic thingy and dice game.”
“Ranch dressing this and balsamic that. Meanwhile, French dressing hasn’t been seen in years.”
“TV characters are suffering heart attacks on fitness bikes. Probably too many onion rings.”
“Everything’s weird. Let’s toast to that.”
“Landline old is a thing.”
