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“When they say, Go! Run like hell and head for the nearest vegan.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“Every time anyone gets a text, take a sip.”
“Frankly, we don’t give a Shacket if you like them or not.”
“OK, what series do you want to fall asleep to this evening?”
“Oh, and one more thing… You’ll need to use the backdoor until after Thanksgiving.”
“Is the cat sick, or is this another one of your air fryer fails?”
“Wine in a box, beer in a box, cocktails in a box, and a box of cookies. What can I get you?”
“When you didn’t read the book, all you can think about are the snacks.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
