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“If you’re never going to take me to Europe, then I want a bidet!”
“I know we’re in the backyard. But I told the Murphys we went to Costa Rica.”
“When sharks verbally attack.”
“You can’t get a reservation at a feeder! First, it was the squirrels, and now it’s the bears.”
“Keep cheering the Mars rover landing… Because when this is over, we’re getting the hell out of here.”
“When the E.U. bars U.S. travelers to Europe, the Map of Europe 850 Piece Jigsaw travels to you.”
“That airline took federal bailout money. Now they’re booking flights to capacity. Can we say flying in the face of social distancing!?!”
“Let’s sell the condo, buy tickets from NASA, and visit the Space Station… Or we could just stay home and binge watch.”
“Time for a girl’s trip where we rough it; unplugged, outdoorsy, with a battery operated chandelier in our tent.”
“We work hard, we handbag hard.”
