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“Nothing can be done with three pounds of potato salad, two s’mores, and one hot dog. The Dinner-Spin-It app says just grab the car keys & the chips.”
“Grandma’s got a Device-Free Dinner policy. Forget mom & dad; turn it off or call your lawyer.”
“Alexa- ask the thousands of Amazon employees who are listening – why no gift cards for my birthday? I’ve only mentioned it like fifty times.”
“These home apps are enabling us to never leave the house. Maybe we should go outside or something.”
“Get me a shot of Fireball, those Year on Facebook videos are back.
“I’m finally making time to relax and recharge.”
“My grand-kids are over-scheduled, micromanaged and tracked by parental control apps. Here’s a trust exercise: Less phone, more family dinners.”
“Doreen thought her eyesight had improved, then realized it was another all-caps tweet.”
“You’re relaxing with a book – Leaving me to deal with the endless tweeting and aggravation.”
