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“Dennis & Paula’s Tie Dye Your Life-TikTok-video goes viral. Resulting in fame, fortune, and finished.”
“Well, the old clock on the wall says it’s time to log the hell off.”
“When virtual Happy Hour turns into a Month of Menus Monologue.”
“Guess we’ve got all the apps needed to exist virtually.”
“Phyllis, I need a moment. Enough with the voice commands.”
“This device tracks GPS location, distance traveled, heart rate, sales alerts, buying risk, and credit score.”
“Buh-bye corn hole, kombucha, and camo. Hello! Axe throwing, hard seltzer, and leopard print for 2020!”
“The elves want to unionize. Rudolph joined PETA… and Nick can’t deal with these #$@+%*! video surveillance systems.”
“You’re in non-fiction so we’ll keep it real: Silence that phone or we’re gonna stack you silly.”
