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“You just ordered five electric blankets when we’ve got two in the closet.”
“The only thing more riveting than an HOA meeting is a virtual HOA meeting.”
“After years spent scrolling kids and grandkids’ photos… Pet Parents Unite!
“This old work outfit? Saving all my athleisurewear for special occasions.”
“From retired to social media influencer: Aunt Shirley tells you where you’re wrong.”
“15K in one day from GameStop? Listen Mister, you haven’t picked up your room or cleared the dishwasher.”
“Facebook, Instagram & Twitter banned him. Call me old fashioned, they shoulda put a sock in it a long time ago.”
“This is the famous TikTok hot chocolate bomb. It is so much more than just OK.”
“Doreen abandons online-conversational Spanish to become a tenacious tapper.”
“The turkey wasn’t quite done when the wine started talking. Ten minutes later the green bean casserole lost it.”
