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“Hold that breaking news, let me turn your attention to my loaf pan collection.”
“If you insist on watching the news, you must get the ice cream and chips and make two double high-balls.”
“Oh, we’ve got skills… Old enough to read cursive and be on social media.”
“It doesn’t count as screen time if I’m walking.”
“We don’t have to smile. I’m just filming the appetizers and cocktails.”
“A real reptile in the real Amazon shopping for bargains.”
“Cancel that wellness check; he posted his Wordle score!”
“Sheila’s cereal taste test podcast blows up on YouTube. She quits her job and moves to Costa Rica, where cereal influencers are unwanted.”
“I’m a very caring person. I always nudge you in Words with Friends.”
“Nobody knew about Mona’s three grown children. But they were well aware of the three hundred dog posts.”
