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“We don’t care about the Grammys. I’d rather listen to our ringtones.”
“I’m exhausted from the cold, the snow, and endless doomscrolling. You?”
“The day Frieda discovered her life’s work: Air Fry Fails on TikTok.
“My new ergonomic desk was a holiday bargain. Standing and shopping is so much better for my health.”
“Patty remembers when TV was free, but omits that tidbit from her dating profile.”
“Hold that breaking news, let me turn your attention to my loaf pan collection.”
“If you insist on watching the news, you must get the ice cream and chips and make two double high-balls.”
“Oh, we’ve got skills… Old enough to read cursive and be on social media.”
“It doesn’t count as screen time if I’m walking.”
“We don’t have to smile. I’m just filming the appetizers and cocktails.”
