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“Nordic Combined, Luge, and Speed Skating. Tomorrow is laundry, work, dentist.”
“Get the robot vacuum, and let’s try curling.”
“I’m having tea, and he’s on a sports betting app gambling away your inheritance.”
“Lulumon’s buying back used leggings. Between my yoga, running, and high rise shorts — I can finally retire!”
“Sweetie, nobody needs organic guacamole on Superspreader Sunday.”
“No March Madness=Glut of Chicken Wings. Lock the barn door & get the hell outta here!”
“Missing your Gameday experience? For $12.95 I’ll microwave one hot-dog and toss you a beer.”
“New NFL policy, players on the field must stand for National Anthem. How about all Washington politicians must stand-up for our democracy.”
