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“When they say, Go! Run like hell and head for the nearest vegan.”
“Hate to interrupt your game face, Mom, but pass the popcorn.”
“Just because we play daily doesn’t mean we have pickleball syndrome. Just the days we play twice.”
“Hey Tina, your no-show socks are showing.”
“Pickleball noise complaints are up. Stop yelling, “Out!”
“Look, I made two winning chips & dips… and one loser dip for the four NFL teams who have never been to the Super Bowl.”
“We’re not in the kitchen; we’re on the pickleball court.”
“There are rules. New members are needed. Hours, days, weekends. Yeah, Pickleball is our cult.”
“There’s no turning back now. We don’t have any healthy Super Bowl snacks.”
“Nordic Combined, Luge, and Speed Skating. Tomorrow is laundry, work, dentist.”
