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“Hey Tina, your no-show socks are showing.”
“Pickleball noise complaints are up. Stop yelling, “Out!”
“Look, I made two winning chips & dips… and one loser dip for the four NFL teams who have never been to the Super Bowl.”
“We’re not in the kitchen; we’re on the pickleball court.”
“There are rules. New members are needed. Hours, days, weekends. Yeah, Pickleball is our cult.”
“There’s no turning back now. We don’t have any healthy Super Bowl snacks.”
“Nordic Combined, Luge, and Speed Skating. Tomorrow is laundry, work, dentist.”
“Get the robot vacuum, and let’s try curling.”
“I’m having tea, and he’s on a sports betting app gambling away your inheritance.”
“Lulumon’s buying back used leggings. Between my yoga, running, and high rise shorts — I can finally retire!”
