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“It’s not about the running; it’s the collaborative complaining about aches and pains.”
“Pickleball, pickleball, and more pickleball. Honestly? I don’t remember how I spent my time before pickleball.”
“When you said you wanted to watch March Madness, I didn’t think you meant the nightly news.”
“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from healthy snacks.”
“I’m having tea, and he’s on a sports betting app gambling away your inheritance.”
“Nope, nope, and nope. Adding another sports streaming service isn’t self-care.”
“The difference between shoveable and plowable snow is me being able to get out of here to play pickleball.”
“When they say, Go! Run like hell and head for the nearest vegan.”
“Hate to interrupt your game face, Mom, but pass the popcorn.”
“Just because we play daily doesn’t mean we have pickleball syndrome. Just the days we play twice.”
