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“Just because we always call balls out, dispute the kitchen line, and have competitive tension, shouldn’t stop you from playing with us.”
“Get the robot vacuum, and let’s try curling.”
“Our Super Bowl party has zero healthy snacks… and we WILL intercept your salad.”
“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from kale.”
“It’s not about the running; it’s the collaborative complaining about aches and pains.”
“Pickleball, pickleball, and more pickleball. Honestly? I don’t remember how I spent my time before pickleball.”
“When you said you wanted to watch March Madness, I didn’t think you meant the nightly news.”
“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from healthy snacks.”
“I’m having tea, and he’s on a sports betting app gambling away your inheritance.”
“Nope, nope, and nope. Adding another sports streaming service isn’t self-care.”
