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“Not J.Lo’s bikini challenge. Just me trying on clearance bras.”
“Today I’m shopping… I mean working from home.”
“Mona lost five pounds on Monday – by recycling all the Holiday catalogs from Saturday’s mail.”
“Five flameless candles with remotes, four fleece throws, and three honey hams later… Sheila swaps out the 24/7 news cycle for the 24/7 Shopping Channel.”
“Shop, shop, shop… When are you going to clean, cook, and fold laundry?”
“Symptoms include; strong addiction to local garden center, more annuals & perennials cravings and zero space to plant them.”
“The closet organizer blew my cover. That’s when he learned the hard truth about my handbag collection.”
“A lot of people are saying, “That annual Tower of Treats with the pears – isn’t working.”
“Crisis, shmisis! I’m trying to add a coupon code and it’s not working.”
“What he really wants for Father’s Day is to have my boxes stop; Amazon, Kohl’s, Costco, Walmart, Target…”
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