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“A real reptile in the real Amazon shopping for bargains.”
“It’s officially a heatwave when Maxine’s lipstick melts off her face, onto her summer sleeveless shift, and trends on Instagram.”
“They forced us back to the office. Now I have to do all my online shopping from work.”
“This is a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“I’m putting this back. We’re in New Jersey, and this is imported from Massachusetts.”
“Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
“I’ve been trying to spend money all day, but everything’s sold out.”
“I keep buying cordless vacuums that don’t work. There, I’ve said it.”
“This is a monthly subscription box. If you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
