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“Grade A, my rump! Egg prices are sky-high, and they’re paying us chicken feed.”
“We were ordered back into the office full-time. The good news? All my online shopping orders are delivered here.”
“A real reptile in the real Amazon shopping for bargains.”
“It’s officially a heatwave when Maxine’s lipstick melts off her face, onto her summer sleeveless shift, and trends on Instagram.”
“They forced us back to the office. Now I have to do all my online shopping from work.”
“This is a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“I’m putting this back. We’re in New Jersey, and this is imported from Massachusetts.”
“Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
“I’ve been trying to spend money all day, but everything’s sold out.”
