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“May the luck of the Irish Setter be with you.”
“What’s the deal with Labradoodles, Goldendoodles & Schnoodles? They don’t shed, they trend.”
“You’re doing it again.You’re barking very loudly. I know you’re stressed – but chewing up every toy is punishing me.”
“Hey aquarium, any tips on coping with the sameness?”
“Hate this litter. Hate that litter box. Hate overly aggressive petting. Hate other cats. Hate being lonely. Hate loud noises. Hate this food. Hate that medicine… What else?”
“Our menu is farm-to-table- to-floor. Feel free to chase the truck.”
“Barnum’s Animal Crackers are now cage-free. We’ve got cage-free boarding, but our dog treats are still locked up on the counter.”
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