October 9, 2025 Know the Signs “I don’t give a fig, I’m going to spray it. You’re too obsessed with Lambie.”
July 3, 2025 Dogs & the Fourth “The virtual reality series, World Hydrants, took their minds off the fireworks.”
June 3, 2024 Dog Food Critic “No fillers. No preservatives. Sheesh! What I wouldn’t give for any crap off the sidewalk.”
February 25, 2024 Like/Share/Unfollow “Nobody knew about Mona’s three grown children. But they were well aware of the three hundred dog posts.”
October 19, 2023 Hallo-Weiner “Phyllis, I can’t speak for the cat, but I’ll pee on any costume you force me into.”