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“Goldfish crackers recalled during Shark Week… Talk about hazardous species.”
“Doreen thought her eyesight had improved, then realized it was another all-caps tweet.”
“My Honey Smacks cereal was recalled. Then McDonald’s recalled my salad. So dinner is totally stressing me out.”
“Canada and the rest of the G7 were miffed. Before booking that cruise – let’s see who else gets irked.”
“You’re relaxing with a book – Leaving me to deal with the endless tweeting and aggravation.”
