May 8, 2020 Chips-R-Down “Brother, can you spare a dime for those chips? Worst jobs report in US history.”
April 23, 2020 Job Claims “I’m one of the 26 million who have tried to file for unemployment. Getting disconnected is my new career.”
April 20, 2020 Blue Notes “Voting red or voting blue, this crisis should unite like glue. Insult to injury, daily and unending. ‘Scuse Me! Blue taxpayers contribute to the funding.”
March 3, 2020 Schlock Market “Another Fed rate cut. Trained economists or Magic Eight Ball? Reply hazy, try again.”
January 6, 2020 Not OK, Tweeter “Rising Costs in 2020: Oil prices, Health insurance, Prescription Drugs, Food, Cable & Streaming… Guess your tweets are sufficient notice we’re gonna be broke.”
September 18, 2019 Career Day “No worries calling me at work. I’m just browsing Indeed and LinkedIn looking for another job.”
August 27, 2019 Closet Closed “Trust & control are relationship red flags. Never ask us how many handbags we need – when we’ve worked for them.”
August 20, 2019 Looming & Glooming “The economic experts all see recession warning signs – except Larry. Hello, Larry! Put your bond market glasses on.”
August 19, 2019 Dog Robocalls “This call is an official final notice. We have filed a lawsuit. Call now for immediate payment with a dry kibble wire transfer.”