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“They’re oversized frames to help me see better. Right now, I see you’re not listening to a word I’m saying.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“Did anyone ask you how to fold a fitted sheet? We’re done here.”
“I gifted myself because, frankly, your Valentine’s Day skills need work.”
“Time for all cleaning & clutter articles to transfer over to the men’s magazines… And take that tasty weeknight recipes fold-out too.”
