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“Cake Mix Hacks. Beer Can Chicken With A Twist. Decorate & Marinate… Gonna miss you Family Circle Magazine.”
“Conflict can give way to growth. Concentrate on what you can change in your marriage and partisan news channel.”
“When Dancing With the Stars is more Stumbling With the Nebula.”
“I decided I really do have a knack for complaining. My podcast starts Monday.”
“Rusty, it’s schlocky movie night. Fox News, CNN, and that 24/7 shopping channel just leads to growling, howling, and begging.”
“Give me your tired & poor is so basic. Give me your peppy & wealthy is more Fox news.”
“Actually, it’s like a real Twilight Zone episode. Wrong is right, and right has a 24/7 TV network.”
“Time for all cleaning & clutter articles to transfer over to the men’s magazines… And take that tasty weeknight recipes fold-out too.”
“Summer is Coming; Easy on those limited- edition ‘Game of Thrones’ Oreos.”
“Who knew we needed truffle oil? Oprah’s Favorite Things 2018 – that’s who.”