September 1, 2020 Dark Shadows “He said people from ‘the dark shadows’ are controlling Joe. Politics of fear summoning the paranormal… What could go wrong?”
August 26, 2020 Yackety Yak “When this old world starts getting you down; Signs you need to take the ‘news’ out of ‘newsfeed'”
July 21, 2020 Summer 2020 “The Hamptons? Call Bravo, I’m serving Real Housewife of Hackensack realness.”
June 18, 2020 Logo Go-Go “Long-overdue for Aunt Pancake, Mrs. Syrup & Uncle B.’s logo retirement. Cream of Clueless is next – Followed by Miss C’s Banana basket & the ruffles too.”
June 17, 2020 Waiver Gravy “The mask & hand sanitizer help to protect me. The liability waiver protects them. Damned if I sign, damned if I don’t.”
June 16, 2020 Shlox Gnus “Host calls nation’s top disease expert the “medical deep state” — As the sun slowly sets in the west, Mona unfriended all who agreed.”
June 11, 2020 Rally Dally “Masks infringe on my right… to attend the biggest campaign petri dish this nation has ever seen.”
June 7, 2020 We Honor You “Honoring all our Crisis Workers … Special shout-out to the Highlights for Children artists who draw hidden symbols so effortlessly.”
April 10, 2020 Breaking “Remember when you said you’re turning off their news? Whelp, he’s not having it.”