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“We don’t care about the Grammys. I’d rather listen to our ringtones.”
“Patty remembers when TV was free, but omits that tidbit from her dating profile.”
“Sylvia launches a Cottage Cheese Podcast with over 28 lactose-loving downloads in the first week.”
“Hold that breaking news, let me turn your attention to my loaf pan collection.”
“Not watching the returns. I’ll be binging that romance TV channel – magically transporting me to a small town filled with love and schlocky songs.”
“I’m exhausted by all the ads, texts, and lawn signs, and don’t get me started on garage and yard sales.”
“If you’re never going to take me to Europe, then I want a bidet!”
“Earthquake in the northeast and the upcoming eclipse? Let’s skip lunch and grab ice cream and cocktails.”
“Nope, nope, and nope. Adding another sports streaming service isn’t self-care.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
