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“Oneonta, NY? 2020’s Rockefeller Center Christmas tree should be a giant cactus from Tucson.”
“The turkey wasn’t quite done when the wine started talking. Ten minutes later the green bean casserole lost it.”
“Get your 2020 template on.”
“Mona fires up the grill. Then reflects on bygone BBQs, baked beans, burger buns and other words starting with B.”
“You’ve got a point Peaches. We always dumped you at doggie daycare, then went to the beach. Fine, stay on the chair.”
“Raising a glass to all the moms, grand-moms, pet moms, bonus moms, foster moms, aunts, like-a-moms, and those who have lost their mom.”
“No geraniums, no slippers. This year my dream gift is Clorox Wipes.”
“That gallon of salsa & five pounds of tortilla chips bought in February… Who’s laughing now?”
