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“No point since we’re all masked. So make my Holiday Beauty Box, Mallomars.”
“The stockings were hung by the faux chimney with care, in hopes that a vaccine soon would be here.”
“I miss the old thrill and danger of shopping from work.”
“A jug of wine, a box of Stove Top Stuffing, and thou.”
“Nobody wants a bigger turkey this year? Gosh Karen, you say that like it’s a bad thing.”
“Don’t be a turkey! Nobody wants COVID leftovers this year.” Aunt Betty, Apartment 5C
“Oneonta, NY? 2020’s Rockefeller Center Christmas tree should be a giant cactus from Tucson.”
“Full moon. Clocks go back. Suburban women vote forward.”
“The turkey wasn’t quite done when the wine started talking. Ten minutes later the green bean casserole lost it.”
“Get your 2020 template on.”
