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“Nobody wants a bigger turkey this year? Gosh Karen, you say that like it’s a bad thing.”
“Don’t be a turkey! Nobody wants COVID leftovers this year.” Aunt Betty, Apartment 5C
“Oneonta, NY? 2020’s Rockefeller Center Christmas tree should be a giant cactus from Tucson.”
“Full moon. Clocks go back. Suburban women vote forward.”
“The turkey wasn’t quite done when the wine started talking. Ten minutes later the green bean casserole lost it.”
“Get your 2020 template on.”
“Noise cancelling headphones for the fireworks & Schlox News spin.”
“Mona fires up the grill. Then reflects on bygone BBQs, baked beans, burger buns and other words starting with B.”
“You’ve got a point Peaches. We always dumped you at doggie daycare, then went to the beach. Fine, stay on the chair.”
“Raising a glass to all the moms, grand-moms, pet moms, bonus moms, foster moms, aunts, like-a-moms, and those who have lost their mom.”
