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“Groundhogs across the nation call it in.”
“Slow vaccine roll-out means we loaded up on five bags of their frozen Signature Meatballs.”
“This is the famous TikTok hot chocolate bomb. It is so much more than just OK.”
“May your days be filled with magic & cheer. May it be merry & bright. May you never buy us matching frickin’ PJs.”
“No point since we’re all masked. So make my Holiday Beauty Box, Mallomars.”
“I miss the old thrill and danger of shopping from work.”
“A jug of wine, a box of Stove Top Stuffing, and thou.”
“Nobody wants a bigger turkey this year? Gosh Karen, you say that like it’s a bad thing.”
