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“May the luck of the Irish Wolfhound be with you.”
“I gifted myself because, frankly, your Valentine’s Day skills need work.”
“No worries! Our holograms are going to their house for Thanksgiving.”
“The USPS is slowing down mail delivery and raising stamp prices. We’re finally off the holiday-photo-card hook!”
“Dog Anxiety Chews?!? My fireworks coping skills involve hot-dogs and a bus ticket to Toronto.”
“Hard stop on the surf shack. You’ll be getting a pineapple upside-down cake and a card.”
“Matchy-Mask-Mug-Mom-Mega-pack with promo code: Meh?”
“A year’s worth of freezer meals and a few cases of wine — I’m good.”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“May the luck of the Irish Setter be with you.”
