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“Matchy-Mask-Mug-Mom-Mega-pack with promo code: Meh?”
“A year’s worth of freezer meals and a few cases of wine — I’m good.”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“May the luck of the Irish Setter be with you.”
“Covid Conversation Hearts”
“Valentine’s Day FYI: My top turn-off is your Fox News. My top turn-ons are chocolate & facts.”
“Groundhogs across the nation call it in.”
“Slow vaccine roll-out means we loaded up on five bags of their frozen Signature Meatballs.”
“This is the famous TikTok hot chocolate bomb. It is so much more than just OK.”
“May your days be filled with magic & cheer. May it be merry & bright. May you never buy us matching frickin’ PJs.”
