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“The USPS is slowing down mail delivery and raising stamp prices. We’re finally off the holiday-photo-card hook!”
“Dog Anxiety Chews?!? My fireworks coping skills involve hot-dogs and a bus ticket to Toronto.”
“Hard stop on the surf shack. You’ll be getting a pineapple upside-down cake and a card.”
“Matchy-Mask-Mug-Mom-Mega-pack with promo code: Meh?”
“A year’s worth of freezer meals and a few cases of wine — I’m good.”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“May the luck of the Irish Setter be with you.”
“Covid Conversation Hearts”
“Groundhogs across the nation call it in.”
