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“Covid Conversation Hearts”
“Valentine’s Day FYI: My top turn-off is your Fox News. My top turn-ons are chocolate & facts.”
“Groundhogs across the nation call it in.”
“Slow vaccine roll-out means we loaded up on five bags of their frozen Signature Meatballs.”
“This is the famous TikTok hot chocolate bomb. It is so much more than just OK.”
“May your days be filled with magic & cheer. May it be merry & bright. May you never buy us matching frickin’ PJs.”
“No point since we’re all masked. So make my Holiday Beauty Box, Mallomars.”
“The stockings were hung by the faux chimney with care, in hopes that a vaccine soon would be here.”
“I miss the old thrill and danger of shopping from work.”
“A jug of wine, a box of Stove Top Stuffing, and thou.”
