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“May the luck of the Irish Wolfhound be with you.”
“I bought twenty-four boxes of conversation hearts because texting with my husband is ridiculous.”
“The groundhogs predict six more weeks of number-one ratings for their podcast.”
“We’ll never make it to midnight. Let’s make popcorn and see if we can last until ten-thirty.”
“I threw all their gifts into one big box and slapped a bow on it. “
“We’re not sending cards, and we’re not doing the gift thing. After 40 years of thankless holidays, you’re welcome.”
“This year, we didn’t go anywhere or do anything, and It’s the S.O.S. with the family. The Smiths. Finally! A great holiday newsletter.”
“When they say, Go! Run like hell and head for the nearest vegan.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“We’re running late. Someone cast a spell on the car battery.”
