December 12, 2023 Ho-Ho-Ho “We’re not sending cards, and we’re not doing the gift thing. After 40 years of thankless holidays, you’re welcome.”
December 2, 2023 Season’s Gratings “This year, we didn’t go anywhere or do anything, and It’s the S.O.S. with the family. The Smiths. Finally! A great holiday newsletter.”
October 19, 2023 Hallo-Weiner “Phyllis, I can’t speak for the cat, but I’ll pee on any costume you force me into.”
September 26, 2023 Gourds-R-Us “Oh, and one more thing… You’ll need to use the backdoor until after Thanksgiving.”
September 6, 2023 See You Latte “Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
