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“Three hours in a crowded orchard with screaming kids and their crazy parents; a fall family tradition.“
“My kids are grown. I’m buying it for the squirrels.”
“I’m taking this year off. It’s the cat’s turn to wear a dopey costume.”
“What do you mean it’s one gourd too many?”
“The dog hates them. But Milo seems conflicted about the fireworks.”
“I got real and fake burgers and hot dogs. What time are your phony friends coming over?”
“Our ceramic smoker costs $350, and yes, we’re making a package of hot dogs for $5.99. Anything else?”
“Love you, but we already have enough mugs with a special message.”
“Listen, Chickie, I got jelly beans, chocolate, and marshmallows… I don’t carry those kind of gummies.”
“May the luck of the Irish Wolfhound be with you.”
