October 19, 2023 Hallo-Weiner “Phyllis, I can’t speak for the cat, but I’ll pee on any costume you force me into.”
September 26, 2023 Gourds-R-Us “Oh, and one more thing… You’ll need to use the backdoor until after Thanksgiving.”
September 6, 2023 See You Latte “Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
August 31, 2023 Labor Daze “It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
July 4, 2023 Food-4th-Thought “We have hot dogs, chips, and beer. Not because it’s traditional, because we’re sick of salad.”
