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“What do you mean it’s one gourd too many?”
“The dog hates them. But Milo seems conflicted about the fireworks.”
“I got real and fake burgers and hot dogs. What time are your phony friends coming over?”
“Our ceramic smoker costs $350, and yes, we’re making a package of hot dogs for $5.99. Anything else?”
“Love you, but we already have enough mugs with a special message.”
“Listen, Chickie, I got jelly beans, chocolate, and marshmallows… I don’t carry those kind of gummies.”
“May the luck of the Irish Wolfhound be with you.”
“I bought twenty-four boxes of conversation hearts because texting with my husband is ridiculous.”
“The groundhogs predict six more weeks of number-one ratings for their podcast.”
“We’ll never make it to midnight. Let’s make popcorn and see if we can last until ten-thirty.”
