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“Penny’s pumpkin porch display was so elaborate that visitors had to meet her in the garage.”
“Brace yourself, we’re wearing white after Labor Day.”
“This year I’m only doing plastic eggs, and those marshmallow things that look like you.”
“Never mind, I gifted myself. Oh, and good luck with that personality!”
“The groundhog announces six more weeks of posting his Wordle scores.”
“It’s a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“I threw all their gifts into one box and slapped a bow on it. Done! “
“I’ll only do a holiday cookie swap if there’s a Slice & Bake Bouncer by the door.”
“After 40 years of thankless holidays, our presence is your present. You’re welcome!”
“When they say, Go! Run to the nearest vegan.”
