February 12, 2024 SWEET TALK “I bought twenty-four boxes of conversation hearts because texting with my husband is ridiculous.”
February 1, 2024 February Forecast “The groundhogs predict six more weeks of number-one ratings for their podcast.”
December 27, 2023 Rockin’ New Years “We’ll never make it to midnight. Let’s make popcorn and see if we can last until ten-thirty.”
December 12, 2023 Ho-Ho-Ho “We’re not sending cards, and we’re not doing the gift thing. After 40 years of thankless holidays, you’re welcome.”
December 2, 2023 Season’s Gratings “This year, we didn’t go anywhere or do anything, and It’s the S.O.S. with the family. The Smiths. Finally! A great holiday newsletter.”
October 19, 2023 Hallo-Weiner “Phyllis, I can’t speak for the cat, but I’ll pee on any costume you force me into.”
