Category: Holidays

Egg Blunt

“Last time greedy parents tackled little kids for candy. This year we’ve got collision insurance, and they have to sign waivers.” 

Heart-To-Heart

“Valentine’s Special; You-Never-Help-Around-The-House Salad, Little-Appreciation-Appetizers, Micromanage-Me-Meatballs, and Your Family-Drives-Me-Nutella for dessert.