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“It’s a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“I threw all their gifts into one box and slapped a bow on it. Done! “
“I’ll only do a holiday cookie swap if there’s a Slice & Bake Bouncer by the door.”
“After 40 years of thankless holidays, our presence is your present. You’re welcome!”
“When they say, Go! Run to the nearest vegan.”
“Three hours in a crowded orchard with screaming kids and their crazy parents; a fall family tradition.“
“My kids are grown. I’m buying it for the squirrels.”
“I’m taking this year off. It’s the cat’s turn to wear a dopey costume.”
“What do you mean it’s one gourd too many?”
“The dog hates them. But Milo seems conflicted about the fireworks.”
