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“Who needs a toxic gas stove when we can enjoy the great outdoors – and fine particle air pollution?
“Cancel the wellness check; she posted her Wordle score!”
“When sharks verbally attack.”
“Peanut butter, chicken salad, fruit… So, what’s for lunch that hasn’t been recalled?”
“Hey, they dropped the mask mandate.”
“My mantra is goodbye. So, goodbye.”
“Two bathroom trips and one hour of negative-self talk later Gloria realizes it’s only 3:15 AM.”
“No problem owning our methane gasses, as long as Farmer Jones owns his chili lunch contribution.”
“Listen No Vaccine Maxine… When you post their lies, I’m saying goodbye!”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
