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“The hottest day on earth just happened. So I made some iced tea.”
“For crying out loud, eat the donut. Our PCP appointments aren’t until a year from now.”
“I embrace this busy epidemic. Because If I’m too busy, I don’t have to do stuff.”
“Post-yoga matcha tea with a vegan brownie. I’m at one with the universe and baked goods.”
“Who needs a toxic gas stove when we can enjoy the great outdoors – and fine particle air pollution?
“Cancel the wellness check; she posted her Wordle score!”
“When sharks verbally attack.”
“Peanut butter, chicken salad, fruit… So, what’s for lunch that hasn’t been recalled?”
“Hey, they dropped the mask mandate.”
“My mantra is goodbye. So, goodbye.”
