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“I’ve created an indoor garden of peace and tranquility. So, shut up and stop aggravating me.”
“One hundred and twenty-five dollars later… you better all grow, or else.”
“Allegedly, Martha Stewart doesn’t do red geraniums in her patio planters. But I’m not Martha Stewart.”
“As long as we’re talking labels, I’m a Plant Parent.”
“I need to speak to the manager – My amaryllis refuses to bloom.”
“Gloria suddenly decides to parlay her plant cuttings into an online scented geranium empire.”
“Got the Victory Garden all planted. If conditions are right, we should have three tomatoes by August.”
“No geraniums, no slippers. This year my dream gift is Clorox Wipes.”
“Symptoms include; strong addiction to local garden center, more annuals & perennials cravings and zero space to plant them.”
“That May container garden seemed like a good idea, until Florence remembered she wanted to go away in August.”
