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“Without a charcuterie board template, it’s cheese and cracker chaos.”
“I know you’re on a diet. These cupcakes are for my Zoom meeting.”
“I can’t stand the heat, so I’m getting out of the kitchen.”
“Got real and fake burgers. Also, real and faux hot dogs. What time are the genuine and phony friends arriving?”
“Good or bad, Yogurt Toast is trending on TikTok, and that’s that.”
“Peanut butter, chicken salad, fruit… So, what’s for lunch that hasn’t been recalled?”
“We made unique hot dogs with our new ceramic smoker and grill. Come back for July 4th — we’ll make unique burgers.”
“Just remember, three weeks ago you didn’t know Chili Crisp existed.”
“What came first, the chicken or the Creme Egg? “
“You can drink it from a box. You can drink it with a fox.”
