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“Fluffball is a trained diet attack dog. You take one bite, and all hell’s breaking loose.”
“Is the cat sick, or is this another one of your air fryer fails?”
“Wine in a box, beer in a box, cocktails in a box, and a box of cookies. What can I get you?”
“When you didn’t read the book, all you can think about are the snacks.”
“Granola bars, Krispie Treats, cookies, trail mix… Our kids are thirty, but who can resist Back-to-School snacks on sale?”
“Honestly? I can’t even count everything I can do with rotisserie chicken.”
“Mocktails are expensive because they have complex flavors, decorative ice cubes, and cucumber ribbon garnishes. So worth it.”
“We have hot dogs, chips, and beer. Not because it’s traditional, because we’re sick of salad.”
“Four kinds of salads, three kinds of burgers, and two of us. Good job forgetting to put the time on our invite.”
“No Hawaiian rolls? Where are the pickles? Why are they late? What are you doing inside?”
