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“I’ve eaten so much since Thursday, so I’m only doing salad and maybe a few crescent rolls, a little stuffing, and pie.”
“I know you’re on a diet. These cupcakes are for my Zoom meeting.”
“We don’t have to smile. I’m just filming the appetizers and cocktails.”
“I can’t stand the heat, and I’m getting out of the kitchen.”
“I got real and fake burgers and hot dogs. What time are your phony friends coming over?”
“Look, TikTok has a new way to store lettuce. We’ve been doing it wrong for 37 years.”
“Peanut butter, chicken salad, fruit… So, what’s for lunch that hasn’t been recalled?”
“Our ceramic smoker costs $350, and yes, we’re making a package of hot dogs for $5.99. Anything else?”
“Believe me, you can live a full life without air-frying everything.”
“Sheila’s cereal taste test podcast blows up on YouTube. She quits her job and moves to Costa Rica, where cereal influencers are unwanted.”
