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“Look, TikTok has a new way to store lettuce. We’ve been doing it wrong for 37 years.”
“Peanut butter, chicken salad, fruit… So, what’s for lunch that hasn’t been recalled?”
“Our ceramic smoker costs $350, and yes, we’re making a package of hot dogs for $5.99. Anything else?”
“Believe me, you can live a full life without air-frying everything.”
“Sheila’s cereal taste test podcast blows up on YouTube. She quits her job and moves to Costa Rica, where cereal influencers are unwanted.”
“I got Basmati, Jasmine, Arborio, Brown, and Wild… so don’t tell me I’m always making the same old rice.”
“Another day, another store-bought rotisserie chicken masterpiece.”
“I bought twenty-four boxes of conversation hearts because texting with my husband is ridiculous.”
“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from healthy snacks.”
“Five potatoes, three mushrooms, packets of soy sauce, chocolate chips… and wait for it, no recipe card.”
