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“Weed killer is still in our cereal. The good news? Mushroom, onion, pepper pizza = Healthy Breakfast.”
“Sturdy shoes, brimmed hat, moisture wicking layers – Nothing like the great indoors of donut shops. Tomorrow we hike the coffee canyons.”
“Our menu is farm-to-table- to-floor. Feel free to chase the truck.”
“Wine, salad, and the whole bread basket works for me too.”
“Summer is Coming; Easy on those limited- edition ‘Game of Thrones’ Oreos.”
“Get avocado toast while you can. If he closes the border, then go with the tuna-melt.”
“They’re prying the iced-coffee from our ninety degree day hands. Ready or not, pumpkin-spiced latte season is here.”
“Everybody would be poor if he’s impeached. So glad we snagged a Never Ending Pasta Pass.”
“Barnum’s Animal Crackers are now cage-free. We’ve got cage-free boarding, but our dog treats are still locked up on the counter.”
“You’re always hollering about my donuts and that wholesome cereal has weedkiller.”
