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“We’re OK with you bringing Tofurkey – You need to be OK with our Make Thanksgiving Great Again hats.”
“Gloria grilled fake meat for her BBQ – then wondered if her phony guests truly liked them.”
“Lightly oaked Chardonnay, Pinot Noir & Grigio – Totally pairs well with potato chips. Google it.”
“Nothing can be done with three pounds of potato salad, two s’mores, and one hot dog. The Dinner-Spin-It app says just grab the car keys & the chips.”
“Weed killer is still in our cereal. The good news? Mushroom, onion, pepper pizza = Healthy Breakfast.”
“Sturdy shoes, brimmed hat, moisture wicking layers – Nothing like the great indoors of donut shops. Tomorrow we hike the coffee canyons.”
“Our menu is farm-to-table- to-floor. Feel free to chase the truck.”
“Wine, salad, and the whole bread basket works for me too.”
“Summer is Coming; Easy on those limited- edition ‘Game of Thrones’ Oreos.”
“Get avocado toast while you can. If he closes the border, then go with the tuna-melt.”
